Travel can sometimes be dangerous

Ok so I arrived in Tennessee last night around 11:30, my kids are beside themselves because their perfect dad won't let them stay at our house even though Ronni is there to take care of them, he is such a fool does he not realize that in a few years neither of the boys will have to be around him if they choose not . Anyhow I arrived safely due totally to my perfect driver. I have promised to include recipes in ths blog so here is what I with the help of Travis made tonight and believe me if I do say so myself it was pretty damn good. And we are back so here we go.

1 Pound of  35/40 Fresh shrimp
1 bunch of fresh asparagus
1/4 # sugar snap peas
2 shallots minces
3 cloves garlic minced
3 Tbs. butter...not margerine
1 # box of Orichette or small shells
1/4 # pancetta
1/4 # diced prosciutto
1/2 # Portabellos diced

cook pasta till al dente drain and set aside
mince garlic and shallots
Sautee Prosciutto, pancetta garlic and shallots, till meat is crisp, remove from pan add 1 Tbs olive oil and 2 Tbs. of butter to pan add, asparagus, sugar snaps, and shrimp, sautee for 2 minutes, add portabellos sautee for 2 minutes, remove from pan and set aside. Add 1 tbs. of butter to the pan and 2 tbs of olive oil.. let simmer for about 2 to 3 minutes, deglaze the pan with 1/2 cup of dry vermouth gradually add a pint of heavy cream and 1/4 cup each shredded Parmesan and Romano cheeses,  let reduce by half to a third.
Assemble the vegetables, shrimp, meats and all other ingredients mix together add the sauce mix well and enjoy.. I t made my 2nd nite in Tennessee very enjoyable...
I am looking forward to posting many more recipes Feel free to share any of yours!! Peace

Poofy Poons.

The cats are afraid of the ceiling fan. Or we have ghosts...Dogs are freakin'.
What the fuck is going on here?


"You could be on To Catch A Predator...You can't rape the willing."

"I like all titties. I don't want to waste my hate on titties. There is alot of hate in the word and i can't waste it on boobs. If i was going to spend love, it would be on the breast."

"Hes very attentive to the titties."

"WHO dont like the titties?!"

"Caramel Squares, Black Russian Cake, Cheesecake. Oh, and the pork is ready."

Now let's drink another glass of wine, or grab a beer, maybe some vodka!!!

"Your hair seems a bit tousled...That was quick"
"No it wasnt, it was brief."

Borderline....

The year has come and gone, new times ahead...Just saw Sherlock Holmes good flick, and we are gonna be right back.

"As often as you see a redhead in the general population, you see a inter-sexed person" <-- saw that on National Geographic. It must be true.

"Can I get a Mulligan on that divorce please? Is that an option?"

Fortune cookie statement "Greed leads to Poverty" <-- no shit. that is a fact, not a fortune.
Not sure where this evenin is headin...lookin forward to the end result, strange things are going on in this world, not sure if I am gonna keep on keepin on or go to bed i will leave this to my citizens...

Needed: Input from the Citizens, please leave comments below..

Blue Moon

New Year's Eve conversation....

"So are you a vegetarian or a vegan?"

"I'm Presbyterian"

.....

Put it in a bubble and blow it away..

Outside.

Garage.

My Room.

Those are your choices for where you can do that. Nowhere else.
:)