Monday, December 21, 2009

politcally correct

The Dyson.

What can I say about the Dyson, its the best $500 Ive ever spent. It'll suck up 2 quarts of dog hair in about 2 seconds ..meaning a 2x2 area. I have two golden retreivers, Baby and Bella. Bella had puppies Oct 29th, nine of them. Baby is Bella's mother. Like I stated in previous entries, I breed my goldens, Bella was a pup of Baby..Baby is now retired and Bella has just gotten into the business. This is her first litter, nine little bundles of happiness, taking over my kitchen. They have been pinned in the kitchen for weeks now and all I can say is "I wany my DAMN kitchen back!!" All of the puppies have found great homes, and also provided me with the means to give my kids a good christmas.  Anyway, about the Dyson.

It rocks. Travis always says, "When you vacuum, you smile. Whenever you cut that thing on you start to smile."

Wine refill.. just a sec..


tangent: "She's a WHORE."


sinful pleasures she said. I wish I had been born in the 40s.. the clothes, the gentelemen. I was born in another time. this is not my time period my time period wth men in this society in this time period is that men don't open the door for you anymore. whores give it up right left and center. She'll fuck you because, there is no reason. why is sex a substitute for a date, its a replacement. I cant settle anymore. who wants to settle anymore. why is she making everything so difficult for me?



The chalk board is my way of getting ..."away". expressing my agnst.

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